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JAUNE ARC
( rwby )

BERNADETTA
( fire emblem: 3h )

MORDRED
( fate/apocrypha )

CLOUD STRIFE
( ffvii remake )

GLADIO AMICITIA
( ffxv )

9S
( nier: automata )

FUTABA SAKURA
( persona 5 )

RYUKO MATOI
( kill la kill )

Play with me!
(brackets/first-person)
Some generic prompt references:
Random Scenario
Seasonal Greetings
Marooned

Will do other stuff, too! Shippy, AU, DW-game scenario, texting, etc.

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gimme the boy

[conciliant]

[It's been a few days since 9S has awakened, and thanks to the dwarves help, she was able to speed up the process of not only that but getting her Pod in working order again. Without it, 2B might not have been able to wake him up or remained as calm as she did during the process. Together, they returned to the small dwarf town in the desert to seek them out for their help again in finding 2P, only to find that the village was still in shambles from the attack, while one of the dwarf siblings had gone missing.

It was because of them that they were attacked in the first place, and so the offer to help rebuild and refortify was given while they wait out further developments.

The dwarves have been kind enough to not only offer them a means of transport between Kholusia and a new base of theirs in Lakeland, but a place to stay at the dig site as well, inside of one of the few smaller huts they have left standing, while its current occupant is heading off to Lakeland to help with the building of a new tank.

The Site Chief is the one who shows them to it, up some steps to a small cliff that overlooks the rest of the "Wet Whistle", so it's called, and while 2B doesn't appear to be feeling anything on the outside, she's a touch apprehensive on the inside about... the size.

"This place should do you for now. If you need anything else, I'll be right down there."

After a curt thank you, 2B remains silent until he's descended to the ground floor of the site. When she turns to face the house, it's with a small noise of apprehension, but she makes no comment on its size for now. They have to at least be thankful that they were given a place to stay to begin with, especially after all the trouble the dwarves went through...]

I'll go first.

[scandroid]

[ 9S isn't oblivious when it comes to numbers and estimates. One look at that doorway and he knows the exact dimensions of it, just as well as he knows all of Unit 2B's specs.

However, one of the operators once warned him that he should be careful about pointing out a girl's size and weight. In fact, it's best to avoid it altogether, even if he can't understand why it would be a problem for him to say anything right now.

"You're too big to fit" is what he would like to say... ]

...
Roger that, 2B.

[ As long as she realizes that she can't fit without him actually pointing it out, then he should be in the clear!! ]

[conciliant]

[Even 2B has some trepidation about whether or not this doorway (and the house) will be able to fit the both of them, but the only sign of that is in the way her lips press together, and how she turns slightly as she approaches the entrance. If this is to be their new home, then she's going to have to make it work, right?

She lowers herself and shuffles closer, forcing the door open. She can see the inside and is surprised again by how cramped it is for two androids, but... well, here goes nothing! She crawls through on hands and knees, and everything is going just fine... until her hips reach the opening.

2B stops.]

Hm.

[The hem of her dress is caught on the hinges, but that isn't the worst of it. When she tries to push further into the hut once, twice, and then a third time, she realizes that—] I'm stuck.

[... She tries again, this time trying to turn on her side to see if it will help, but there's an ungodly tearing noise as the door tugs on her dress that stops her halfway. Now she's just... awkwardly laying there.]

Ngh. 9S...

[Please help.]

[scandroid]

[ OH GOD HE REALLY SHOULD HAVE SAID SOMETHING. ]

2B!! I'm sorry! I-- I can, we can fix this! Just don't panic, okay?!

[ Is he trying to comfort her or himself? Whatever! She needs his help, and he immediately springs into action, prepared to push her in before he realizes he has to... touch the booty to accomplish that. ]

Um, m-maybe I can just go through the window...

[ No, that's even smaller! ]

[conciliant]

[On the outside, she remains calm, besides the occasional attempt to squeeze and wiggle her hip through the door, but on the inside, she has half a mind to self-destruct her way through if that means she can get herself out of this compromising position. She at least is able to stand up a little—enough that her knees are off the ground—but it's still as uncomfortable as ever.

She looks to the window from the other side. Yep, definitely too small, even for his narrow, flat figure...]

No. Then we'll both be stuck.

[2B shouts from inside, quickly growing more annoyed and loud enough that he'll be able to hear her through all of his panicking.]

Squeeze my hips.

[He's done worse before, hasn't he!? Don't think she doesn't know what was going through that head of his all those times he had to test her vibration sensors!]

[scandroid]

[ To be fair, only one of them remembers all those times, and even then this is nothing like that. Even he would suggest a more destructive solution here, but they've already caused enough trouble for the dwarves. ]

I-I can only squeeze them so hard, 2B...

[ What a weird thing to say, except he means that no matter how much he tries, he doesn't think it'll be enough to get her through it. Those hips don't lie and they're blatantly telling him that it's not going to happen.



He's going to try it anyway.

Carefully, he steps closer towards her backside, his hands sensuously finding their on her waist. It arouses a brief moment of anticipation, before he squeezes on them firmly. ]

How's this feel?

[ this is not a smut tag ]

[conciliant]

[2B startles a bit when she feels his hands on her waist, and there's a flicker of heat that rises in her face, but it's easy to brush off when she's stuck in a door! When he prompts her, she tries to wiggle again, and she feels herself slip forward half an inch.

Okay, this is doing something, but it's still not enough.]




[I promise this is also not a smut tag.]

Harder. Try pushing, too.




[Just as she calls that out, the dwarf who lives in the house next door waddles up to his home, but pauses to stare at 9S with his hands on her waist and her hips in the air, shouting at him from inside the house. He makes no comment out loud, but he doesn't need to. The widening eyes underneath that helmet say everything.]

[scandroid]

Hnngh--

[ Blissfully unaware of their audience, 9S pushes both hands closer to her booty now, and thrusts himself forward at great exertion. It makes more sense to push her in small bursts rather than a prolonged one. In theory, he imagines himself like a hammer, pounding against her.

still not a smut tag...........


After a couple of tries, whether or not he was successful in getting her closer to the other side, he rests himself against her as he breathes heavily. That was exhausting. ]

H-How was that? Think we should try and pull out instead?

[conciliant]

Ngh! A little harder.

[The dwarf is still watching as 9S pushes against her with his short but forceful nudges. A few others have stopped on their way up as well, watching from a further distance, wondering and whispering amongst themselves about what's going on...]

Almost there...

[With one last push from him and a low grunt from her, 2B is able to get the widest part of her hips through the door so that by the time he rests himself against her backside, his weight is just enough to drive the rest of her inside the house. She lands, flat on her stomach on the other side, and hopefully her partner has enough foresight and reflexes to keep himself from falling with her!?

Because if not...]

[scandroid]

[ He did not have the foresight and reflexes to keep himself from falling with her. Combat is one thing, but this entire exercise seems to have caused his operating system to overheat, he might as well explode right here and now.

Instead, however, he simply falls with her, although his landing is unmistakably softer than hers. Uwah~!

He doesn't linger too long on top of her, though... his poor partner has been put through enough, and he quickly moves aside while he tries to help her get up. ]

H-Heh, wasn't expecting it to be that rough. ... I promise I'll do better next time.

[ what are they even talking about anymore ]

[conciliant]

[She takes his offer to help herself up, grabbing his wrist and anchoring herself as she tries to stand, but as she does, her head just barely scrapes the ceiling of the first floor, with only a little bit of wiggle room left between it and herself before she bumps right into it. If she stood any straighter—or if that's even possible—she wouldn't be able to stand.

2B is a little flustered, but nothing she can't hide (or think she can't hide) so easily. what are they even talking about now...]

We'll perform a check on your reflexes and strength later to make sure it's running at full capacity.

[Without their pods, it might prove to be a challenge, but she's run diagnostics on him before. How hard could it be to check something so simple?

With that conundrum solved, she can finally take a look around the house. She wanders up to the chairs, her heels clicking with some apprehension before she decides not to sit in one. The table is set up for four, with tiny stools that she could make work, and when she takes a seat on one, she's very careful not to—SNAP!!

All four legs of the stool break off beneath her, the weight of a steel android too much for it to bear, and it sends her down to floor on top of it, which almost properly levels her with the table.]

It's a little small.

[YOU THINK???]